Lip Pottery Vase

A vase with a face on it, mid-pucker, holding your dried flowers like it's got something to say about them.

Solid ceramic construction with a matte finish, built for dried stems or faux arrangements rather than fresh-cut (there's no watertight liner here, so keep it dry). Available in white or black, depending on the room's mood.

A genuinely heavy, well-made piece — this isn't a flimsy decoration, it's a doorstop that happens to hold flowers.

It has more lip than your last group chat argument.